So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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