We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
