I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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