David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
