the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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