i think my mom watched the whole time
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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