You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
