Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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