found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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