Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
send nudes
from the living room?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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