Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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