she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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