i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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