Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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