can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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