I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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