If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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