So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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