He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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