i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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