Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
