i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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