its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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