capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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