Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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