You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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