Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Randomize
