better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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