were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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