I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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