how can u be prego again
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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