New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
