It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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