Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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