Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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