what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Someone signed my nipple.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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