I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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