If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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