whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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