Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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