Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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