He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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