If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i will never coherently bang her
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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