I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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