oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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