Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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