fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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