Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you had me at cake vodka
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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