have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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