Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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