It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
